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Reporter’s Notebook

July 5, 2007 by White House Chronicle

 

Lobster Summit

 

President Bush was a goofy mood moments before Russian President Vladimir Putin arrived at the Bush family compound in Kennebunkport, Maine.

 

The president joined his mom and his wife by the side door of the mansion on Walker’s Point, but he had come out prematurely. First lady Laura Bush walked up to him and started fiddling with the buttons on his blue Oxford-cloth shirt–seems he had forgotten to button one.

 

“Buttons,” he said to the laughing press corps.

 

The exchange that followed, when he walked over to the gaggle of reporters waiting on the driveway, was hilarious:

 

“Welcome. Is everybody having a nice day here?” the president asked.

 

“Yes. The lobsters are good,” one reporter called back.

 

“They are good.”

 

“How was the fishing today, sir?” another reporter asked.

 

“Lousy. Was that you, Chuck, the other day?” Bush asked funky photographer Charles Ommanney. “No wonder we didn’t catch any fish. They took a look at you and [laughter] headed out.”

 

After a lull, Mark Knoller of CBS Radio filled the silence by asking: “You sure you won’t come back here a little more often?” All the reporters–many of whom have done dozens of trips to Crawford, Texas–laughed.

 

“That’s what I figured,” Bush said. “Well, the guy is counting the days in Crawford, you know.”

 

The resident statistician called back: “I’m counting your days here, too–35. Nine trips.”

 

After some baseball small talk and Putin’s arrival, former President George H.W. Bush got in on the act: “Where did these guys all come from? When I left, there was nobody here,” he said to laughter.

 

Maine No Chance

 

The former president is really enjoying his autumn years.

 

On the press conference day, the elder Bush walked onto his Maine mansion’s lawn wearing pink pants, a sporty windbreaker, and big wraparound glasses. He held court with the gaggle of reporters for a few moments, telling the story of the morning fishing trip with Putin–the only one to catch a fish that day.

 

“He’s a really good caster, bait-casting,” 41 said, instructing reporters, “Make sure you put that down: bait-casting is hard.”

 

A reporter asked what was the fastest he ever went in his cigarette boat, Fidelity III. “Seventy miles per hour–three passengers, half a tank of gas. That’s important. Put that down.”

 

Bush Sr. said Putin and his wife had been very kind when he and former first lady Barbara Bush visited Russia, and that he had invited the Russian president to drop by anytime.

 

But when another reporter yelled out a question–“Did you sit on official meetings?”–41 said with a big smile, “Hey, I’m not doing a darn press conference here!”

 

Cow Palace

 

The former president and first lady have a nice place. Really nice.

 

As you drive through the big gates, and past the Secret Service booth, there is a sign on brick gatepost that says, “Slow: Children on Golf Carts.” A driveway winds behind the house, along the ocean, past the tennis court, and up to the main house. There’s a five-bedroom house nearby called “The Bungalow.”

 

On the lawn stand two white, life-size plastic bovines (a bull, and a calf) covered with painted handprints. They were arrayed around Houston at one point, just as D.C. has its colorful elephants and donkeys.

 

Before Putin arrived, Deputy Chief of Staff Joe Hagin took some shots of the posing first ladies, flanking Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

 

Putin arrived in a Mercedes limo with Russian plates, wearing an exquisitely tailored, cognac-colored suit and no tie. He shook hands with Bush and presented a large and loud bouquet of flowers to the first lady, whom he kissed on both cheeks. An aide gave him another bouquet; he handed those to Barbara and kissed her on both cheeks.

 

But by then, Bush had had enough of the press.

 

“OK, it’s been real. Thanks for coming.” White House officials quickly shooed the media away.

 

Fake Franklin

 

Buzzing about the seaside town of Kennebunkport this week was this tale:

 

A Russian man attempted to pass off a phony $100 bill at the New Hampshire State Liquor store in Portsmouth on Thursday, according to the store manager, who said a cashier discovered the bill was bogus.

 

Store manager Mike Smith said the man, accompanied by four other Russian men, attempted to purchase two bottles of Scotch whisky with the bum bill. The cashier used a special pen to mark the bill to test its authenticity.

 

“It turned a color that it’s not supposed to, and when he saw that, he grabbed the bill back and left,” Smith told a reporter.

 

Portsmouth police received a call from the liquor store that the man and his friends were on foot, headed to the nearby Holiday Inn. Police responded to the scene. A dispatch message on the police scanner said diplomatic immunity might be involved.

 

But Police Lt. Dante Puopolo said that diplomatic immunity was not invoked because police did not make any arrests.

 

“We have no evidence of any kind,” he said. “We don’t have the $100 bill.”

 

However, he said there are currently Russians staying in town who are entitled to diplomatic immunity, he said. “Their version of the Secret Service are staying here in Portsmouth,” he said.

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Who’s Fit To Rule?

June 29, 2007 by White House Chronicle

Periodically, a fever rages in the political class in Washington. Remember term limits? The fever raging among them now is that they must be addicted to physical fitness in order to qualify for high office.

But history, Arnold Schwarzenegger notwithstanding, does not suggest that people in the peak of physical fitness are any more suited to govern than the sedentary.

Indeed, as in most things, history’s lessons are contradictory. Winston Churchill started drinking at breakfast, Franklin D. Roosevelt was disabled, and William Howard Taft challenged his chefs and his tailors. Adolf Hitler was lazy, took no exercise, and was a vegetarian. In contrast, Saddam Hussein insisted on fitness and swam regularly in the Tigris with his coterie of murderers.

At one time, most American politicians were probably physically fit: People who have to travel on horseback end up that way. Only urban slugs, like Benjamin Franklin, got around by carriage and avoided the involuntary conditioning.

The horseback-riding factor is an important one. People who ride know that they feel much better after an hour on a horse than if they worked out an hour in the gym. Ronald Reagan rode throughout his presidency on horses provided by the U.S. Park Service. He said: “There is nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.”

Given Reagan’s mythical status in Republican circles, it is astounding that the entire GOP has not saddled up. Can’t you see Republican members of Congress galloping up Capitol Hill at the mention of socialized medicine, amnesty for illegal aliens, or gun registration? Imagine Mitch McConnell and John Boehner shouting, “Tally ho”?

If you want a good example of the electability of the fit, it is George W. Bush. The president used to run on a treadmill, but now he takes half-day bike-riding excursions at the U.S. Secret Service training facility in Beltsville, Md. The concept of the leader of the free world hurtling around on a bike is most disconcerting.

Gerald Ford, always fitness-conscious, preferred the anonymity of swimming in the White House pool. Bill Clinton liked the idea of exercising, or he liked us to think he liked the idea of exercising. But his jogging was an embarrassment. Dwight Eisenhower had enough of that in the military, and preferred to putt on the South Lawn of the White House. There he engaged in a long war against the squirrels that stole his golf balls. Ike, I am told, deported them to Sylvan Theater on the Mall.

Of course, the man who had it both ways was Teddy Roosevelt. He loved sports of all kinds, but he was deliciously paunchy. Vigorous activities—of the athletic and gastronomic kind–were a way of life for him.

At the White House these days, the gym is a very active place. After a 16-hour day, I am told, a staffer was hoping that somebody would buy her a drink. No such luck. Her superior told her that she would have more energy if she went to the gym.

When Karl Marx was writing his tracts in the Reading Room of the British Museum, he was known for his flatulence and for always complaining about his poor health. And when Churchill was told about this, he declared that history was made by men who felt unwell.

Nevertheless, Arnold Schwarzenegger is something to behold: fit, trim and charismatic. Never mind that Clive James, the Australian-born writer, said Schwarzenegger looked like a brown condom filled with walnuts.

 

 

 

 

 

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Reporter’s Notebook

June 20, 2007 by White House Chronicle

Photo Grave Error

The White House has placed an embargo on any photo release of the new West Wing Briefing Room until Monday, July 9, the White House Correspondents’ Association told members this week.

“I am working with them to move the date up so photos can be released the weekend prior to the official opening for any ‘advancer stories’… and will keep you posted on that,” WHCA President Steve Scully wrote.

However, the immediate directive from the Office of Administration and senior staff is no photo release is allowed.

On Wednesday, Tony Overton, who is coordinating the construction effort between the White House and news organizations, wrote: “Please advise press not to enter the space with cameras. Not sure what their intent is but we had a lot of traffic with still cameras in tow today and GSA/escorts were asking them not to take any photos. Hate to put them in that role. — Anthony J. Overton, Chief Facilities Officer, Executive Office of the President of the United States.”

That itchy-fingers incident prompted Scully to forward WHCA members an e-mail from the White House press aide Josh Deckard: “Press are NOT allowed to photograph the brief room during this transition–they aren’t even supposed to be in there. Press took pictures this morning and got very rude w/ the workers when they asked them to stop. Please make sure those pictures don’t run. If anyone breaks this rule from here on out they will lose their pass. Thanks.”

The White House has placed an embargo on any photo release of the new West Wing Briefing Room until Monday, July 9, the White House Correspondents’ Association told members this week.

“I am working with them to move the date up so photos can be released the weekend prior to the official opening for any ‘advancer stories’… and will keep you posted on that,” WHCA President Steve Scully wrote.

However, the immediate directive from the Office of Administration and senior staff is no photo release is allowed.

On Wednesday, Tony Overton, who is coordinating the construction effort between the White House and news organizations, wrote: “Please advise press not to enter the space with cameras. Not sure what their intent is but we had a lot of traffic with still cameras in tow today and GSA/escorts were asking them not to take any photos. Hate to put them in that role. — Anthony J. Overton, Chief Facilities Officer, Executive Office of the President of the United States.”

That itchy-fingers incident prompted Scully to forward WHCA members an e-mail from the White House press aide Josh Deckard: “Press are NOT allowed to photograph the brief room during this transition–they aren’t even supposed to be in there. Press took pictures this morning and got very rude w/ the workers when they asked them to stop. Please make sure those pictures don’t run. If anyone breaks this rule from here on out they will lose their pass. Thanks.”

Nose Didn’t Know

The White House conference center was evacuated on Monday after a bomb-sniffing dog reacted to a minivan being used for Israeli Prime Minster Ehud Olmert’s visit.

Reporters were ushered out of their temporary workspace for a 90-minute break while the Secret Service investigated. Nothing suspicious was found in the vehicle, said Secret Service spokesman Dan Blackford.

Olmert was having meetings at the Blair House, the government guest quarters on Pennsylvania Avenue across from the White House, and his schedule was not affected, members of his delegation said.

The evacuated building was the White House conference center, on Jackson Place around the corner from Blair House. These clear-outs didn’t happen when the press corps was right off the West Wing.

Party Hearty

The president and his family had to land on the Mall on Sunday because the White House lawn was set up for the big congressional picnic bash on Tuesday.

Black picnic tables and giant white tents dotted the South Lawn for the annual chow down, which the president (according to an insider) is not too fond of.

But this year at least the food will be good: The White House called in New Orleans chef Paul Prudhomme. The Cajun-cackling chef brought along hundreds of pounds of shrimp and fish from the Gulf of Mexico for the picnic and will make one of his signature dishes, blackened redfish.

The full menu: Tables with cheese, vegetables, breads and fruit; barbecued shrimp station with toast points; spinach salad with blue cheese dressing and garnishes; potato salad; butter beans; fried green tomatoes with St. Charles sauce; bronzed beef, gingersnap gravy; fried chicken; chicken and sausage gumbo; sweet potato pecan pie squares with Chantilly cream; and pecan pralines.

The music, though, was not so hot—White House press secretary Tony Snow’s garage band, Beats Workin,’ got the gig. Bush described the band as a “bunch of mediocre musicians,” but he was only kidding. Or was he?

Old Mode

Long before the advent of the Internet, White House reporters used to call in to the lower press office to hear a recording of the president’s upcoming schedule. For some reason, it’s back.

Called the “Press Announcement Line,” members of the media can dial (202) 456-2358 to hear a recording of the president’s press schedule as well as the gaggle and briefing times. Most reporters, though, will probably stick with the new-fashioned way–reading the sked on their Blackberries.

Daddy Dearest

The president got some dud gifts on Father’s Day: a CD of workout music from daughter Jenna, and some ties from the first lady. Yup, he’s just like you.

Filed Under: King's Commentaries, Uncategorized

A Foul Wind from Russia Brings a Warning

June 14, 2007 by White House Chronicle

As Congress debates the new energy bill, nothing is dearer to the hearts of most Democrats than a provision known as the renewable electricity standard (RES). Simply, this means that electric utilities will be mandated to generate about 15 percent of their electricity from renewable sources such as biomass, landfill gas, ocean geothermal, solar and wind. Before Congress goes all the way down this road, it might want to take a look at the catastrophic misadventure that has befallen western Europe as a result of the pursuit of a similar goal.

Renewables are supposed to clean the air by reducing the amount of coal that is burned. But there is a hidden agenda: a pathological disinclination to use nuclear power.

Europe, like the United States, recognized in the 1960s that nuclear represented a new and secure way to produce electricity. But it ran into opposition from the anti-nuclear movement, particularly over concerns about nuclear waste. The new generation issue was shelved by the appearance of a new machine for generating electricity: the aeroderivative turbine. These are high-performance jet engines operating on the ground at very high efficiencies. They were seductive, and they seduced the world’s utilities. Their ideal fuel is natural gas which emits fewer greenhouse gases than burning coal and oil. Capital costs are low, and gas turbines are more easily sited than big traditional power plants.

Northern Europe, and Germany in particular, had turned against nuclear power and was keen to phase out coal. The North Sea was producing gas, and hard decisions on future electric generation could be avoided. Alone, France stuck with nuclear.

However, the new generating regime in Europe demanded additional supplies of gasóand they were available in abundance in Siberia. Little by little, Russia realized that it could secure a political advantage in Europe by becoming its principal fuel supplier.

Western oil companies rushed in to help the Russians exploit the Siberian reserves of gas and oil. Leading the charge was British Petroleum, closely followed by Royal Dutch Shell. The reasoning was simple: The Russians needed the technology and expertise of the West; and the Europeans needed Russian gas and oil.

A few countries recognized that a dangerous situation was developing. First among these was Finland. Although the green movement is strong there, the Finns had had an unhappy relationship with Russia and elected to build a fifth nuclear power plant, which is a lot of nuclear power for a population of 5.2 million.

Tony Blair’s administration was also concerned about Europe becoming too dependent on Russian energy. But the British prime minister was unable to convince his Labor party of the need to build new nuclear plants.

Germany, with its powerful green party adamantly opposed to nuclear, accepted the Russian Bear’s embrace with the greatest alacrity. When a new gas pipeline under the Baltic Sea is completed, Germany will be at least 50 percent–and probably more– dependent on Russian energy. Germany’s energy destiny has been decided for decades to come.

Already the former Soviet satellites of Poland, Belorus, Ukraine and Georgia have had their gas supplies interrupted for political reasons by Vladimir Putin’s Russia. Putin also moved against Russia’s largest oil company, Yukos, accusing its leader Mikhail Khordokofsky of tax evasion and other crimes and sending him to prison in Siberia. In no time, Yukos was broken up and seized by the state controlled entities Gazprom and Rosneft. Now, more than 50 percent of Russian energy is owned by the state.

Meanwhile, Western companies have been largely driven out of Russia. And a joint venture between Russia and British Petroleum, known as TNK-BP, is under pressure. Royal Dutch Shell, after investing more than $22 billion is being harassed out of Sakhalin Island in the North Pacific.

Optimistic Europeans had thought they could avail themselves of gas from the Caspian Sea, produced by Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan. The gas was to come through a pipeline under the Caspian and through the Caucasus. Not so fast, said Putin. This route, favored by the United States, displeased him. And Putin has talked the central Asian countries into a Black Sea pipeline controlled by Russia.

Also, without protest, the Europeans allowed Gazprom to buy the largest natural gas hub in Europe in Baumgarten an der March, Austria. It was sold to the Russians by the Austrian company that owned it. Now the Russian Bear’s arms are firmly around most of the European Union, controlling not only the traditional uses of natural gas–heating, cooking and chemical production–but also the new use of electric production.

What the Warsaw Pact failed to achieve in its hopes of dominating Europe, Europe has conceded to Russia through energy dependence.

The price of anything-but-nuclear may be very high indeed. It is not that the Europeans have not tried to deploy into renewables, particularly wind. Alas, they contribute less than 3 percent to Europe’s electric needs.

In the United States, natural gas is already under stress (30 percent of it going to electric generation). And siting terminals to import it is as difficult as siting new nuclear plants.

With the best will in the world, most utilities do not believe that they can generate 15 percent of their load from renewable by 2020. Renewables are an honorable concept, but not if the purpose is to delay further the building of nuclear plants that are urgently needed.

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